Jesus Fuck on a Pogo Stick

calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

(Source: appil)

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whouer:

summer more like

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gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

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billykaploser:

tumblr is currently a place for people not at comic-con to sit and wait for pictures of comic-con to be posted. then cry about how we are not at comic-con.  

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fuck-kirk:

Do you Bite your thumb at me, sir? Do you wish to quarrel, sir?-
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NO, wait-
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WAIT WAIT SHIT I DIDNT MEAN-
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NO SHIT NO I DONT WANT TO QUARREL NEVER FUCKING MIND. SHIT.

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How to have a zero drama fandom
Step 1: like a thing
Step 2: find a few close friends who also like the thing
Step 3: don't talk to anyone else in the fandom literally those 5-6 persons are your fandom
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vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

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pityreblogs:

sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving

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iammatildawormwood:

as if I wasn’t already a loser to begin with, the good lord said ‘here’s some musical theatre, knock yourself out.’

(Source: yitzhakandtheangryinch)

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the-real-seebs:

canoncosplayers:

The amazing amberarden as ” Snowbafett”

 She was such a doll!

https://www.facebook.com/CanonCosplayers

So Snowbafett sent someone to get pictures of a target’s office and house, and she’s sitting around waiting for the enlargements, singing “some day my prints will come”.

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dynastylnoire:

Me, everyday.

relevance

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bishopskate:

twerkinshield:

orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

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earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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bookshop:

beautifuluniversemasterchump:

bookshop:

Yes, because all fan-fic is well written, and all JohnLock is as good as anything that’s won the Pulitzer Prize. The main problem with fan-fic isn’t the material, it’s the fact that…

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