Jesus Fuck on a Pogo Stick

thebigblackwolfe:

Now I’m not saying I want the second, fifth, and last ones. But I want the second, fifth, and last ones.

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jaclcfrost:

"who do you pair that character with?"

happiness. life. being happy. not being dead. i want them to be alive and safe. and happy. that’s what i’m getting at. that is the direction this is going in. that’s my only wish

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When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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deans-avenging-angel:

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tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

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Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

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Orlando, who was dining with Leonardo DiCaprio at the Cipriani restaurant on Wednesday night, was very, very angry, when Justin, who didn’t have a reservation at the eatery, approached their table to try to talk to the actors.

DiCaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand, leading Bieber to provoke a fight which saw Bloom jump over a sofa to get at the 20-year-old Baby singer at the restaurant.

(x) this just keeps getting better

dicaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand

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god, bieber is such a prick

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horse-ebook:

darrynek:

*picks up banana* hello

its your son. he is dead

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darrynek:

just received some truly devastating news 

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bi-privilege:

i am a bisexual, not tinkerbell. just because you don’t believe in me doesn’t mean i’m going away.

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conorayne:

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lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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literatec:

Do you guys ever think about how lucky we are?

We get to read novels that other people will never know existed. We get to know authors before they hit the mainstream.

We get feedback from like-minded people who are 90% of the time gushing over how much they love our work.

We get to watch ourselves grow as writers, laugh and cry with our favorite characters in ways most people will never get to experience, and discover new writers who become our friends.

Guys.

Fan fiction RULES.

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sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

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i'm the anon who asked if there was an orientation like genderwhat/gendermeh, i wasn't sure about calling myself cassexual/cassromantic but mehsexual/mehromantic is perfect! may i also suggest whatsexual/whatromantic? it's basically like genderwhat but as an orientation
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mogai-archive:

Perfect! I just added those orientations. :)

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