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What did you expect from me?
May 24 '13
  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential

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May 24 '13

throwitintheflames:

mischeviousmeghan:

thebetamale:

in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful

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What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post

(Source: ramrambolton)

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May 24 '13

voila-ce-qui-va-se-passer:

lycanandproud:

schaudwen:

‘I want this fic, but I do not want to write it: An Opera in three acts’

#I WANT THIS FANART BUT IF I DRAW IT IT’LL LOOK LIKE SHIT: THE SEQUEL

I want this gif to be made but i can’t make gifs: the trilogy

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May 24 '13

lvysaur:

youhavetooletgo:

lvysaur:

x is my least favorite letter now because of math

Y?

i swear to fucking god

(Source: engineerings)

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May 24 '13

crowbara:

raptorific:

can’t this show just be nothing but data training cats

dataaaa

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May 24 '13
  • me: *sick*
  • me: *goes on the computer*
  • parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE

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May 24 '13

spookthempolitely:

when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe”  and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life

(Source: tardisexuality)

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May 24 '13

waywardveganbond:

kn1ght-of-m1nd:

peach-hero:

why does no one talk about the movie Sky High

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is that young doc scratch

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May 24 '13

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

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May 24 '13
transstudent:

Bathroom access flowchart for trans* people!Learn more. Share on Facebook. Retweet.

transstudent:

Bathroom access flowchart for trans* people!
Learn more. Share on Facebook. Retweet.

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May 24 '13
This one time I was Milan and I’m literally around multi-millionaires and billionaires at this dinner and Dita Von Teese gets on stage and she gets buck naked and she spins around in a big martini glass and everyone clapped for her. And it’s bullshit. It’s not fair that it’s OK for her to do it because she doing it for rich white people but you know I was in like, the hood, and I did what I had to do to survive… and I constantly get ridiculed.

- Amber Rose 

Curve Magazine Interview “The Real Amber Rose” (2011)

YES THIS HELLO

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It’s why I don’t buy into these white girl pin-up/burlesque revival fantasies.

(via thegoddamazon)

forever reblog coz pinup and burlesque were stolen from woc to begin with.

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(Source: femmedreamboat)

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May 24 '13

sundaymornincomindown:

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

oh damn

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May 24 '13
hecticzephyric:

neofriend:

this is my son with the dog i just got him

hecticzephyric:

neofriend:

this is my son with the dog i just got him

(Source: eyeofwonder)

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May 24 '13
makingfists:

nerdshaveallthefun:

gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.
Also, don’t be a jerk.

AMEN SISTAH. PREACh

Thank you.

makingfists:

nerdshaveallthefun:

gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.

Also, don’t be a jerk.

AMEN SISTAH. PREACh

Thank you.

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May 24 '13

scribblenauts:

“hey we’re gonna order pizza”

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“you have to finish your homework first”

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(Source: smilingemoticon)

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